Once upon a time, there was a poor, confused, little sac named Simon. He hated his name very much, and yelled at everyone who used it. One day, while he was getting his butt kicked by his guild leader, Yoshi, he realized that he sucked at being agi. And suddenly he had a very strange thought and cried out, "Ohmyjizz! I'm a chance sac!" And so he ran alllll the way down to the class temples and beat up all the dopples as fast as he could, which of course, took forever because he sucked at being agi.
FInally, he beat all the dopples and became a chance sac and was very happy for awhile Until he made a story about Yoshi. Yoshi didn't like his story and got all upset and stuff and kicked Simons butt.
The end :3