OMG QUESTIONS?!

ANSWER THEM NAO!
And then post them below!

If God Sneezed, what would you say?:
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???:
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?:
Do vegatarians eat animal crackers?:
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?:
If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1?:
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?:
If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?:
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?:
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?:
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?:

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If God Sneezed, what would you say?: Excuse me.
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???: Let's not find out
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?: Cause I'm holding them for ransom >:]
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?: O: .....maybe?
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?: To keep their employees there
If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1?: Number 2 pencils suck. Someone lied to you buddy
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?: What? No one's perfect? I guess I'm no one then. teehee
If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?: probly some grose greenish brown?
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?: Because banana jacks is just stupid. duh!
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?: Of course!
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?: teehee! dirteh lil quiz!

If God Sneezed, what would you say?:
Bless yourself.

If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???:
No, you would be 75% dead. You would get scared half to death first (50%), and then get scared half to death again (half of 50% is 25%), making 75% total.

If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?:
It's because Barbie is popular that you have to buy her friends.

Do vegatarians eat animal crackers?:
No. Animal crackers eat vegetarians.

If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?:
There actually was one 24 hour store without locks on the doors. A flood rolled in, and since they couldn't lock the place, they were forced to just leave it. The next day, the whole store was looted.

If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1?:
#1 is popular. Didn't you get the memo?

If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?:
No one is perfect because no one ever practices.

If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?:
It remains the same color. Now, if you swallowed a glass prism first, and then swallowed a rainbow, then that's another story.

Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?:
They do taste like apple. You just suck at tasting.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?:
If they drown while synchronizing, they need to reconsider their routine.

If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?:
Since quizzes are a subset of tests, I can conclude that some, but not necessarily all, tests are quizzical. Also, testicles.

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Who's the first guy who looked at a cow and thought, "I'm gonna squeeze those things dangling down there and drink whatever comes out"?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

xD crazy fairy

Hey mister! I CAN SUE YOU FOR THAT COPYRIGHT THINGIE D:<..

But doncha remember you said i can use eet?
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I did not. You just said that you took it xD.

Nooo!
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Im giving you junk mail... <_<!

If God Sneezed, what would you say?: you allgoods?
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???: the fudge?
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?: idk. idc
Do vegatarians eat animal crackers?: probably
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?:
If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1?:
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?: so we can improve
If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?: lol dunno
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?: again . dunno
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?: no. that would just be silly
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?: hha dunno

Cause it might leave fingerprints if they die? Lethal injection is SPOSED to kill them, crazy!

Ummm...
Yeah ok w/e xD