Oh wut, haikus?

Subject: Oh wut, haikus? Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:30 pm

ok, heres the deal.
talk in haikus, my dudettes.
its a game, you see?

go, five seven five!
that is the haiku pattern,
bet you cant keep up!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:08 am

pfff, majic-rabies!
he is such a big douche bag,
making me post first!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:17 am

omg hes slow
all he thinks about is his
refrigerator!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:21 am

hah, hes such a dork!
hes so easy to confuse
cant even think now!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:25 am

rabies is a fag
why cant he post already
it is not that hard

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:29 am

hes not worth my time.
what the, only ninty nine?
god, so little posts!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:33 am

whatever i say
wont even be a haiku
you are such a douche!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:33 am

eh, i take that back
course hes not worth my time, but
its fun to tease him

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:34 am

you little fat punk!
you copied my example!
i should slap you, kid!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:42 am

now the kids cheating!
he is using twitter now!
grr, what a douche bag!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:47 am

taylor you fat fag
just because i cant do this
doesn't mean a thing

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:48 am

hah! you call me fat?
youre favorite toy is the
REFRIGERATOR!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:54 am

least i play with TOYS
unlike you and yer lil' dolls
so shut it, you jerk!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:55 am

haha, silly kid!
youre right, i dont play with toys.
i do not NEED toys!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:00 am

cause yer always poor
cant afford any good toys
but i still love you

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:03 am

hah! Can't you read kid?
I said I don't need any.
I have friends instead!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:04 am

that was just plain rude
maybe i didnt want friends
i learned my mistake

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:07 am

Wtf? Stupid.
What is this, a sob story?
Give me haikus, fag!

I don't want your tears,
I only want logic here.
You better step up!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:09 am

you think yer fancy?
posting two at a time, eh?
i can do that too!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:11 am

Maybe I do, kid.
Don't think you have it in you,
to post two haikus!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:13 am

well guess what, yer not!
you don't know what i can do
i might show you up

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:14 am

Oh really, tough guy?
Well, I am calling your bluff!
let's go, let's see it!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:17 am

you think i'm bluffing?!
i might be, you'll never know!
lets go then, bring it!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:19 am

you got some guts kid,
you can not just call me out.
especially now.

i know you can't, kid.
but let's see what you have got!
its your move now, punk!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:24 am

i dont just have guts
bet you can't even keep up!
two haikus at once?

no problem for ME
not sure about you though, punk
try something better