Oh wut, haikus?

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:30 am

Think I can't keep up?
You're sadly mistaken, fool.
I can win, and more!

I can kick your ass,
and can talk on the phone too!
Want me to step up?

I'll do three then, fag!
It'll be easy to win,
against a douche like you!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:34 am

well considering
you ARE talented at this
i might lose tonight

who knows, i might win
two haikus will be easy
three is a lil' tough

but i'll get through this
i'm listening to music
talking is easy!

you just use speaker!
music is a lot harder!
you have to change songs!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:52 am

stop being away!
i'm bored of waiting for you!
if you dont come back

means i win tonight~
i'll give you a few minutes
better hurry up!

i'm about to leave
five, four, three, two, one, yer done!
lookie here, that rhymed!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:58 am

i'm not making sense
but its late so whatever
hurry up and post!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:59 am

Why am I so mean?
It's what I'm good at, crazy!
Don't try and judge me.

Cocky little punk,
I know you've got nothing,
can't even compare!

So beat it kid, scram!
Don't want to hurt your feelings,
you're out of your league.

Don't mess with me, fag,
I'll rip you into pieces.
It'll be easy.

A simple word game.
A word here, maybe there too.
You'll be finished soon.

But I'm not done yet,
I'm still just getting warmed up.
I'll show you who's boss.

You will be sorry,
to have gotten me going.
This is your end, kid!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:05 am

Now it is my turn,
to complain about your post.
Hurry the hell up!

Don't make me slap you!
I could probably shower,
And still have time left!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:07 am

daamn! what a big post!
you think you are all mighty?
we'll see punk, we'll see

i admit, yer good
but i'm way better than you!
you've met yer match, punk

stop calling me names
cause a fag is what you are
dont hide it, embrace!
..
it
lmao

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:17 am

Embrace it? Crazy.
I've got better things to do.
Like your mom, for one!

Oooo, burn! Point, Yoshi!
You see punk, I know Haikus,
And do much more, too!

Don't make me go on,
and break out yo' momma!
You can't handle that.

'Be a shame to lose,
And get dissed at the same time.
But you asked for it!

that's it, gloves are off!
You're going down Mr.Fatass!
I'm done taking crap!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:17 am

hum.. okay okay
i'm tired of this
get on dofus, nub!

you might win for now
oh well, i tried. grats to you
dont get used to it

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:18 am

Don't get used to it?
Hah! You must be joking, kid!
I'll always be king!

Subject: Re: Oh wut, haikus? Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:18 am

-none haiku post-
YER SUCH A FAGGG xDD